- me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
- me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
- me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
- me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession